How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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what sucks? things that suck

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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I'm hungry.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Women's Rights.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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black people. that is all...

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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