What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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I'm hungry.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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