Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Justin Bieber

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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