- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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