An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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Men's Rights

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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