- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

Men's Rights

America

Jews...

a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

Women's Rights.

Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

call of duty world at war

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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