How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Justin Bieber

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Yes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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