Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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kevin kim

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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fava beans

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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