- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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