Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Women's rights

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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