I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

Knock, knock. Come in.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

What's 9 + 10 19

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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