What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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whats 69+2? 71

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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Hi what I lug you

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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