- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

religion

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

Your Mom!!!

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Hail Heetluh

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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