- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Once upon a time, The end.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Hey

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

My kids are mistakes.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

A Sloth runs...

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??