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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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