George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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