Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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Has u seen my grammar?

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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Pineapple.

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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whats white and sticky glue

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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