- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

im a willy bum bum

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

Students, please find the surface integral.

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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