What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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