- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Justin Bieber got laid

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

speech and debate.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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