How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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whats 69+2? 71

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