A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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