- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

whats 69+2? 71

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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