- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

Once upon a time, The end.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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