- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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