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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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