- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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