- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

PSN IS UP

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

A possesed goat: "moo"

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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