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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

A possesed goat: "moo"

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

The black man leaves the strip club.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

What time is it? 20:45.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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