- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Romans rights.

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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