why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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speech and debate.

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Justin Bieber got laid

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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Hi

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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Pineapple.

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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Has u seen my grammar?

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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