- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

knock knock come in!

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

Do you know what color comes after 9?

Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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