What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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you lose.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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black people

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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