- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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