nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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The Detroit Lions

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