I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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Obama

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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