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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Mitt Romney

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

Has u seen my grammar?

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

LIFE :(

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Health food.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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