why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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Obama

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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Anti Joke

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