- Anti Joke

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Wait what? I did not type that!

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

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The Anti Joke Book

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Wait what? I did not type that!

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.