Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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