- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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