- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

Romans rights.

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