How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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I just found out i have cancer.

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hi

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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soccer

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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Are you a tree

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Women's Rights

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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30cm = 0,3meters

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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