- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Obama

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Knock Knock Not Yet

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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