Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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