So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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PENIS

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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Justin Bieber.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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