Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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a horse nibbled a baby

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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Sarah Palin

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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