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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin's hair

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

what is a chicken answer: chicken

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Justin Beiber

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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