What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

An Asian man fails a math test

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

just in time?

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

speech and debate.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

PENIS

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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