What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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There's a god, just kidding.

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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Jews

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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Colby Michael Schluter

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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