- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

homework

This is not a joke

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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