Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

thumb_up thumb_down +2

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Donald Trump.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops