They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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