- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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