- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

School

anti jokes are for fags

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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