Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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Breast cancer.

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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Justin Bieber

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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#Hanging Degus

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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