Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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Vicky is my best friend.

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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