- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

Do you know what color comes after 9?

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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