- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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