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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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