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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Wait what? I did not type that!

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

you lose.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Wait what? I did not type that!

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

you lose.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.