- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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