There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

There's a god, just kidding.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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