- Anti Joke

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.