What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Where's my baby??

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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Lil' Wayne

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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A man walks into a bar.

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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