- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

knock knock get lost!

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

why did the computer crash? it didn't

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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