Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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men's rights.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Anti Joke

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