- Anti Joke

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

where do some birds live in? Earth

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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