What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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