what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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the holocaust

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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Reading books

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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