What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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potatoes

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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