- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

what is a chicken answer: chicken

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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