- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

its snowing on mount fuji

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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