- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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