- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

Womens' sports

Queens Park rangers

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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