- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

its snowing on mount fuji

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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