- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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